I had a very odd transport themed dream last night..I’m not sure if it’s down to the hours I am working at the minute or the UFO moving when I closed the curtains, which turned out to be a star with the reflection in the double glaze of the window making it seem to move..Or was it? Maybe my dream was the result of an alien abduction….
I was waiting for a taxi but instead of taking me where I wanted to go, the taxi driver just wanted to engage in some kind of pose down with me & kept telling me to feel his biceps…So enough with this shit, I decided to find another way of getting to where ever it was I wanted to. Next, I was waiting in a queue for a bus & Bob Monkhouse came along and tapped me on the shoulder with a hot melt glue stick. He asked me if I was waiting for the number 17? I said no, so he jumped in front of me in the line. The guy next to me looked at me funny & said who were you talking to? Bob Monkhouse! I said. The guy replied, don’t be ridiculous, he’s dead…I said no he isn’t he’s waiting for the number 17 to Sprowston. So anywho, still unable to get to where I wanted to go I decided there was nothing else for it & next thing I know I was driving a stolen bed through Thetford forest. Seriously, you would not believe the cornering abilities of a 3ft pine framed single…I drove that bitch like I stole it..which of course I did…
This is me completely medication free so I can’t even blame that. And what makes it worse is that I have no fucking idea where I wanted to go or if I even got there but I do know I need to apologise to a very good friend of mine for telling her that her butt had got huge & also stealing a cucumber sandwich off the silver platter that her maid had left out for her husbands tea. I thought I’d gotten away with it too until I saw him staring at me from underneath a nest of side tables. Man, I was so pleased I could jump on my pine framed 3 footer & get the fuck out before he came after me…….
If there happens to be anyone out there who can interpret dreams, please feel free to have a go at this one & let me know whether I need to lay off the late evening caffeine boost or whether I just need to seek professional help…Thanks in advance.