Apologies to all of the non Lawsbians amongst us, but I think this little critter is one of ours….
I was aimlessly thumbing through – does it still class as thumbing through on an iPad? the shenanigans of the z list celebs and I was alerted to this headline..
Immediately filled with fear that it was an escapee from Lawsbian towers, my fear was confirmed when I saw this…
I couldn’t believe it! It’s only Beryl Monkey! I had said soooo many times before, if we don’t stop Beryl and her love of alcohol then we will have problems, but would anyone listen?? Oh no!
True to form, Beryl polishes off the Cab Sauv and then starts shoplifting spirits for one of her famous cocktails….I think I better hide the washing up liquid..we all know what happened last time, she was farting bubbles for a week and her trumps had a distinct citrus fragrance..Mind you, the toilet bowl was sparkling